{"id":862,"date":"2003-07-15T13:03:36","date_gmt":"2003-07-15T11:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/?p=862"},"modified":"2003-07-15T13:03:36","modified_gmt":"2003-07-15T11:03:36","slug":"church_of_eutha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/2003\/07\/15\/church_of_eutha\/","title":{"rendered":"Church of Euthanasia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>bq. Do I have to kill myself?<br \/>\nbq. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.churchofeuthanasia.org\/coefaq.html\">Of course you don&#8217;t have to kill yourself! If you really want to, though, wait until after you&#8217;ve joined the Church. That way, you automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don&#8217;t forget to leave a note thanking and\/or blaming the Church, and feel free to will us your estate, if you have one.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bq. Do I have to kill myself? bq. Of course you don&#8217;t have to kill yourself! If you really want to, though, wait until after you&#8217;ve joined the Church. That way, you automatically become a saint, without any additional paperwork. Don&#8217;t forget to leave a note thanking and\/or blaming the Church, and feel free to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/groscurth.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}